I went to Ravinia this weekend with some friends to see the Counting Crows. Had an amazing time except for the part where some obnoxious guy "Wino" spilled wine all over me...and then blamed me for it.
My friend and I were sitting on the lawn watching the band when "20 Questions" came up to talk to us. And by "talk" I mean it was a 10 minute Q&A session.
"Where are you from?"
"What do you do?"
To my married friend "How long have you been married?"
To my married friend "How do you like being married?"
To my married friend "Do you feel like you have to reinvent yourself in your relationship?"
By this point we had had enough. His other friend "Wino" then came up to my chair and leaned on my armrest....which lead to my entire glass of wine spilling all over my pants and the chair. I got up, showed him what happened and he said "I didn't do that...you did." Then he walked away to go sit back with his friends.
I found it ironic that "20 Questions" was asking me why I was single.
